Cop: Lets go, boys, no meth in this house. *zoom to fish tank* Fish 1: *nods* Fish 2: [taps on pirate ship] Resume cooking, Lenny. *bubbles*

A young pirate on his first day on the job was having an orientation with the captain. The captain said, ""So this meeting is nearly over, do you have any questions?"" The young pirate replied, ""Yeah, I noticed there are no women on the ship. What should I do if I get urges?"" ""Oh yeah. There's a barrel in the back of the ship with a hole in it. Just go to town on it whenever you need some release."" The young pirate said, ""Okay that sounds not too bad."" The captain said, ""Alright, so the l…

[NSFWish] A boy was walking along the docks one day and came across a pirate ship... He looked up and admired, in complete amazement, the beauty of the massive ship with all of the details and marks of a real life pirate ship. As if this wasn't enough, the boy then noticed a man sitting by the ship with a peg leg, a hook for a hand, and a patch over his eye. He went up to the man and asked, teeming with excitement, ""Excuse me sir, but is this your ship!?"" The old man replied, ""Why yes me boy,…

A pirate with a parrot on his shoulder was applying for a job. His resume spoke for itself.