A young pirate on his first day on the job was having an orientation with the captain. The captain said, ""So this meeting is nearly over, do you have any questions?"" The young pirate replied, ""Yeah, I noticed there are no women on the ship. What should I do if I get urges?"" ""Oh yeah. There's a barrel in the back of the ship with a hole in it. Just go to town on it whenever you need some release."" The young pirate said, ""Okay that sounds not too bad."" The captain said, ""Alright, so the last thing is going over your chore schedule."" The captain hands over a schedule and the young pirate looks over it. ""Sorry I can't read what you wrote here. What chore am I doing every other Thursday?"" The captain answers, ""That's your day in the barrel.""