FBI, CIA and NYPD Are all discussing which is the best organization at catching criminals. To settle the discussion they all agree to go into a near by Forrest to find a released rabbit. The FBI goes in first. After a couple of weeks they are unable to find the rabbit so they burn the forrest down, killing everyone inside. The CIA then goes in next. They question everyone as witnesses, stage a coup and still, after months of tracking are unable to apprehend the rabbit The NYPD goes in and a coup…

A rabbit and a bear was talking a walk through the forrest, when they came across a lamp hidden beneath a root. The bear picks it up and rubs it, and as the legend goes, out came genie. The genie promised each of them three wishes for freeing him from his prison. The bear, being the one who picked up the lamp gets to go first. Now, the bear thinks like most male bears do. So his wish was that all the bears in the area except for him became female bears. POOF. The rabbit ponders for a while, befo…

A bear and a rabbit are fighting in the woods. Along comes the magical turtle of the forrest and says to them ""if you two stop fighting I will grant you each 3 wishes."" As to both bear and rabbit agree. First wish the bear says ""I wish all the bears in this forrest except for me to be female"" the rabbit without even hesitating says ""I want a bike!"". The bear looks at him in shock trying not to yell at him fpr such a stupid wish. Second wish the bear goes ""I want all the bears in this forr…

Two animals in a forrest. Two animals are walking together in the forrest and one of them ask the other: - What kind of an animal are you? - I am a wolfhound! - What is that? It then asks. - Well my mother was a dog and my father was a wolf! The other one said. - And you? The other one then asked. - What kind of an animal are you? - Well i am a Bearant!