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The day finally arrived; Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed and Forrest approaches the Gatekeeper. St. Peter says, ""Well, Forrest, it's certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we've been administering an entrance examination for everyone. The test is short, but you have to pass it before you can get into Heaven."" Forrest respond

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Forrest Gump dies and goes to heaven... ...he is greeted by St. Peter. St. Peter says, "Forrest, to get into heaven, you're going to need to answer three questions. 1. How many days of the week start with the letter T? 2. How many seconds are there in a year? 3. What is God's first name? Forrest thinks long and hard about these three questions. Finally, he goes up to the angel and says, "I've got my answers sir." Peter: "Okay, Forrest. How many days of the week start with the letter T?" F

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A man goes hiking on a mountain... A man goes hiking on a mountain, when all of a sudden he gets really thirsty. He forgot to bring any water, so he just continues walking. After a few minutes he finds a crossing with a well by the side of the road. He looks into the well but he cant see any water, not even the bottom of the well. Curious on how deep the well might be, he walks to a stone a few feet away, grabs it and tosses it into the well, waiting for a splash, but there isn't any. Dissapoi

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