What is Forrest Gump's computer password? 1forrest1

Two hunters walk along the forrest.. suddenly one of them just gasps, touches his chest, falls on the ground and does not move anymore. The other hunter panics and calls the emercency: ""Hello hello?! I think my friend died, and we are in the middle of nowhere. I don't know what to do, please tell me what to do!"" The guy on the phone replies: ""Please stay calm and make sure that your friend is dead indeed"" Then there is a short silence, a loud bang and the hunter returns on the phone: ""Ok, d…

My sister found two jokes on the Internet Not sure if this is appropriate for this sub but I thought I'd give it a shot. My sister found these two jokes on the Internet and we had an argument about which is better. To me, it's clear which one is funnier but I'll let you decide. >What is Forrest Gump's e-Mail password? *1Forrest1* >How do you find Will Smith in a snow field? *You look for the fresh prints.*

Bill Gates suddenly dies... ...and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, "Well Bill, I'm really confused on this one. It's a tough decision; I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created that ghastly Windows '95 among other indiscretions. I believe I'll do something I've never done before; I'll let you decide where you want to go." Bill p…