A man goes hiking on a mountain... A man goes hiking on a mountain, when all of a sudden he gets really thirsty. He forgot to bring any water, so he just continues walking. After a few minutes he finds a crossing with a well by the side of the road. He looks into the well but he cant see any water, not even the bottom of the well. Curious on how deep the well might be, he walks to a stone a few feet away, grabs it and tosses it into the well, waiting for a splash, but there isn't any. Dissapointed, he walks even further away to find a large boulder, so heavy, he can barely lift it, walks back to the well, and tosses it in. Still, nothing to hear. All of a sudden, a goat comes breaking through the surrounding forrest, dashes towards the well and jumps in. The hiker is in shock to what he just witnessed, but chooses to carry on his hike. A few hundred feet later, he encounters a man standing in a herd of goats. He asks the hiker: "Hey, Sir, have you seen a goat? I am missing one.". The hiker responds: "Man, you wont believe this, i was just standing near a well, and the goat just came running and jumped into the well, i am so sorry.". To which the goatherder said: "Damn, that sucks, this goat was always trying to get away, but i hoped this time would be different, i even tied her to a boulder..."