Forrest Gump was a baby boomer, but what about his girlfriend? She was Gen-A..

Catch a baby opossum, give it a 12-hr sedative, and hide it in the glove compartment of the car of the person who's dating your ex.

*wife & I finally look up from our phones after 9 months* "Have you had the kid yet?" -No "Well, I'm level 77 on candy crush."

It's cool that my girlfriend is willing to bear my child, but it would be way cooler if she gave birth to a bear.