A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, Grandma, how come you dont have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven? Grandma replied, Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh ... Im happy with my TV as my boyfriend. Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She star…

I used to have a co-worker named Joe. He seemed to have come out of no where. When he first got the job, We asked him where he was from, but he would always just shrug off the question. Nevertheless, Joe and I got along really well. One day, he approached me and asked if he could move in with me and my girlfriend. He told us about how our job wasn't paying enough for him to live alone, so we agreed and he moved in a few days later. He was an alright roommate. He always cleaned up after himsel…

An odd joke. A long time ago a boy was born with a hair-lip and the doctor said he was odd. His parents were struggling to come up with a name and remembered what the doctor said, so they wrote down Odd. The clerk shared his name with the nurses and they all got a great big giggle out of it. The said, "what an *Odd* baby." Growing up was hard for Odd. Teachers looked at him as odd, kids rejected his for being Odd and he got bullied a lot. He had trouble dating as it was pre Alphabet days wh…

Forrest Gump's girlfriend wasn't a baby boomer, She was Gen-A