Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. ~What is your sin, child? My husband and I are arguing ~That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.

The wife & I fought last night. Saying things that can't be taken back. Like perishable goods. Baby food. DVDs with broken seals. Underwear.

A Boy On Date In BMW Car................................? A Boy On Date In BMW Car. Boy: ""I Hid Something Form You."" Girlfriend: ""What?"" Boy: ""I'm Already Married & Have Two Child."" Girlfriend: ""Ohhh, You Scared Me! I Thought The BMW Is Not Yours.""

My girlfriend thought she caught me cheating on her... I was like, ""No baby, I ain't cheating on you, that's just my wife!""