A Husband's Generosity A group of men is at the gym club when a cellphone rings. One of the men answers: ""Yes?"" he answers ""Hun, is that you? I can hardly hear you."" ""Hello!"" ""Are you at the gym?"" ""Yes!"" ""I'm in front of the fur shop and they have this beautiful mink coat. Can I buy it?"" ""How much is it?"" ""About five thousand dollars."" ""Okay, but buy a matching purse that goes with it too my love."" ""Well, it also turns out that I stopped by the car dealership today saw they ha…

The Note There was once a boy called John. John, as a child, was extremely dull. When he failed his first grade test, his father came to school and showed a note to the teacher, and he was promoted to second grade. When he failed his second grade test, his father came to school and showed a note to the teacher, and he was promoted to third grade. When he failed his third grade test, his father came to school and showed a note to the teacher, and he was promoted to fourth grade. When he failed hi…

SOFTWARE UPGRADE NOTICE Last year a friend of mine upgraded GirlFriend 6.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that it's a memory hog leaving very little system resources for other applications. He is only now noticing that Wife 1.0 also is spawning Child-Processes which are further consuming valuable resources. No mention of this particular phenomenon was included in the product brochure or the documentation, though other users have informed him that this is to be expected, due to the nature of the applicati…

One day a boy... One day a boy walked into his dads room. The dad was holding something. The little boy then asked ""what is that daddy? Well that is my car. Oh ok. So the boy left. After 13 years later the boy is now 18 and his name is jimmy. So jimmy and his friends were on a cruse ship and he had his dads car and he put a wedding ring in the passenger seat of the toy. He was planning to propose to his girlfriend, Rachel. So they went to the front of the ship and where doing the titanic thing …