Jesus: I HAVE RETURNED [wife & I arguing about who used the last paper towel or some other shit] Jesus: OK I'MMA COME BACK LATER#Wife And I#Marriage0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The teachers could tell my wife & I were embarrassed by our son's grades when we showed up to conferences with paper bags on our heads.#Wife And I#Marriage0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My son challenged my wife & I to a game of hide-and-seek. We took off for the weekend and left him some food. In your face, loser!#Wife And I#Marriage#Food0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*wife & I finally look up from our phones after 9 months* "Have you had the kid yet?" -No "Well, I'm level 77 on candy crush."#Wife And I#Marriage#Dating#Kids0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What should my wife & I fight about tonight? Maybe start with something new then segue into a classic?#Wife And I#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My wife & I went to a costume party as each other. She walked around pointing at things, asking how much they cost. I showed up 2 hrs late.#Wife And I#Marriage0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My wife & I couldn't agree on which psychic to go to. They were all sad and depressing. "What did you do?" We finally found a happy medium#Wife And I#Marriage0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The wife & I fought last night. Saying things that can't be taken back. Like perishable goods. Baby food. DVDs with broken seals. Underwear.#Wife And I#Marriage#Food#Kids0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My dentist reminded me of my wife's sensitive gag reflex My dentist reminded me of my wife's sensitive gag reflex. We laughed & laughed. Then I remembered that my wife & I have different dentists#Wife And I#Marriage#Doctor0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The wife & I have just been to the cinema to see that film Suffragette.#Wife And I#Marriage0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My dentist reminded me of my wife's sensitive gag reflex. We laughed & laughed. Then I remembered that my wife & I have different dentists.#Wife And I#Marriage#Doctor11286🔗 ShareWhatsApp