The wife & I have just been to the cinema to see that film Suffragette.#Wife And I#Marriage0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Jesus: I HAVE RETURNED [wife & I arguing about who used the last paper towel or some other shit] Jesus: OK I'MMA COME BACK LATER#Wife And I#Marriage0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The teachers could tell my wife & I were embarrassed by our son's grades when we showed up to conferences with paper bags on our heads.#Wife And I#Marriage0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My son challenged my wife & I to a game of hide-and-seek. We took off for the weekend and left him some food. In your face, loser!#Wife And I#Marriage#Food0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*wife & I finally look up from our phones after 9 months* "Have you had the kid yet?" -No "Well, I'm level 77 on candy crush."#Wife And I#Marriage#Dating#Kids0🔗 ShareWhatsApp