The teachers could tell my wife & I were embarrassed by our son's grades when we showed up to conferences with paper bags on our heads.

My son challenged my wife & I to a game of hide-and-seek. We took off for the weekend and left him some food. In your face, loser!

*wife & I finally look up from our phones after 9 months* "Have you had the kid yet?" -No "Well, I'm level 77 on candy crush."

What should my wife & I fight about tonight? Maybe start with something new then segue into a classic?