An ex-con goes out on a date... So an ex-con is walking around the mall with his girlfriend after dinner, when they happen across a Jewelry store. The girlfriend eyes one of the necklaces on display in the window and says, ""Wow, I'd sure love to have a necklace like that around my neck!"" Nonchalantly, the ex-con smashes the window with a brick and hands his girlfriend the necklace, saying, ""Anything for my baby."" They continue walking along and soon enough happen across a high-end clothing s…

A Boy On Date In BMW Car................................? A Boy On Date In BMW Car. Boy: ""I Hid Something Form You."" Girlfriend: ""What?"" Boy: ""I'm Already Married & Have Two Child."" Girlfriend: ""Ohhh, You Scared Me! I Thought The BMW Is Not Yours.""

A boy is getting ready for a school dance It is almost time and the kid needs to cross off his ""to-do"" list. First item on the list is apparel. He goes to pick up his rented tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. He waits for over an hour. Time is ticking away. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist but there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to meet the limo driver. Unfortunate…

A teacher told Thomas to learn the alphabet. There was a boy named Tom. His teacher told him to learn the first three letters of the alphabet when he went home. He went home and said to his sister "" whats the first letter of the alphabet?"" she said ""shutup!"" because she was on the phone with her boyfriend. His dad was watching darts on the tv and the boy asked ""whats the seccond letter of the alphabet?"" His dad said ""180"" He went to ask his baby sister and said""whats the third letter of…