An ex-con goes out on a date... So an ex-con is walking around the mall with his girlfriend after dinner, when they happen across a Jewelry store. The girlfriend eyes one of the necklaces on display in the window and says, ""Wow, I'd sure love to have a necklace like that around my neck!"" Nonchalantly, the ex-con smashes the window with a brick and hands his girlfriend the necklace, saying, ""Anything for my baby."" They continue walking along and soon enough happen across a high-end clothing store. The girlfriend eyes one of the dresses on display in the window and says, ""Wow, I'd sure love to have a dress like that to wear to parties!"" Nonchalantly, the ex-con smashes the window with another brick and hands his girlfriend the dress, saying, ""Anything for my baby."" They continue walking along and soon enough happen across a car dealership. The girlfriend eyes one of the Mercedes on display in the window and says, ""Wow, I'd sure love to have that Mercedes to drive around town in!"" The ex-con pauses and replies: ""What? You think I'm made out of bricks?""