Two men are walking through the forrest.. Two men are walking through the forrest and it is extremely dark. After walking for a bit one of the men all of a sudden yells stop! Right in front of them is the largest hole they have ever seen. The two men look at each other an both decide they have to know how deep this hole is. They decide to throw some pebbles into the hole and listen for them to hit... Nothing. They then throw some larger rocks into the hole and listen for them to hit... Nothing. One man decides that he isn't messing around anymore and he finds the largest rock he can find, he throws it in and they listen for it to hit... Nothing. The two men decide that they are going to throw the biggest thing they can find into the hole. After searching for a bit the men find a huge railroad tie, they pick it up and carry it to the hole and throw it in and listen. Shortly after that they hear rustling in the distance getting closer and closer. Next thing they see is a goat, sprinting out of the bushes and nose dive straight into the hole. Stunned the men start thinking about why the hell the goat would do that. They are unable to figure out a reason and decide to move on. They continue walking and end up walking up onto a ranch. A very worried looking farmer comes out to greet then and says to them he can't find his prize winning goat and that the state fair is the next day and he needs to win too prize in order to win a prize for his daughter. The two men say that they saw a goat not to long ago run out of a bush and jump into a giant hole. The farmer shakes his head and says ""there is no way that was my prize goat, I tied him up to a railroad tie so that he wouldn't run away!""