Every time someone tells you they are a vegan an angel eats a dog.

At least dogs look at you when you're talking with them as if to say, hell yeah I'd talk to you, but I'm a dog.

the human body is about 70% water but there is not one fish chillin inside of us smh dam humans wack as hell

To the first two people who thought Superman was a bird or plane... why the hell were you so excited?