Every time someone tells you they are a vegan an angel eats a dog.

Dogs can lick their balls and no one bats an eye lid but when I do it you're all like get the hell away from my dog?

the human body is about 70% water but there is not one fish chillin inside of us smh dam humans wack as hell

To the first two people who thought Superman was a bird or plane... why the hell were you so excited?