Milking a cow A city dweller recently got married to a beautiful farm girl. One day, the wife gets homesick and pleads with him to head down to the farm for the holidays. The husband is not very receptive to this idea since he's clueless about farm work and his father-in-law often embarasses him in front of others about this fact. Nevertheless, he eventually relents so they drive down to the farm early morning. Upon arriving, the father immediately picks on him. This continues throughout the day…

A drunk man staggers into an empty church. He looks right. He looks left. When he spots the big crucifix in the middle, he makes his way down the center aisle, muttering under his breath. Finally, when he's right underneath it, he waves his bottle around and starts screaming at it. ""YOU! S'all YOUR fuggin' fault!"" he screams. ""I los' ma job, ma wife lef' me, ma kids ran 'way, and today ma dog died! Jus' you wait! I'ma come back with ma *shotgun* and give ya what for!"" And then he leaves, cur…

A catholic priest and an Indian named John... One Friday afternoon on the reservation John and his family were starving. John, being a great hunter, went out and killed a deer to feed his wife and kids. A catholic priest sees this and says, ""John! What are you doing? You cannot eat meat on a Friday!"" John says to the priest, ""It's not meat, it's fish!"" The priest couldn't believe his ears. He quickly replied, ""It is meat and you should not tell lies, John!"" John says, ""I assure you father…

A man and his wife. A man goes to confession. He sits in the booth and says ""Bless me Father, for I have sinned."" The priest asks him what his sin was. ""Father, I made love to my wife."" The priest is somewhat taken aback, and explains to the man that lovemaking between married couples is permitted and even encouraged by the church, and that he shouldn't worry about it. The man becomes more distressed. ""But father, I made love to her with lust in my heart!"" The priest patiently explains tha…