Milking a cow A city dweller recently got married to a beautiful farm girl. One day, the wife gets homesick and pleads with him to head down to the farm for the holidays. The husband is not very receptive to this idea since he's clueless about farm work and his father-in-law often embarasses him in front of others about this fact. Nevertheless, he eventually relents so they drive down to the farm early morning. Upon arriving, the father immediately picks on him. This continues throughout the day as they get to meet the rest of the staff and neighbors. Furious, the husband decides he's had enough and secretly vows to prove to them that he's not as inept at farm work as he looks. When they're all asleep, he gets up very early in the morning, and heads down to the barn. He spots the animal, puts a bucket underneath, and sits down right beside it. Not knowing quite well how to initiate things, he goes gently at first but nothing comes out. He starts squeezing harder and faster until finally the stuff comes out. Delighted having accomplished this, he sets out to fill the bucket completey. Many hours later, he returns to the house and sees the family sitting round the dinner table. The wife has a worried look in her face. The father yells, ""Where the hell you been boy? You had my daughter worried sick that you got lost out there!"" The husband, unphased, sweating profusely and his clothes all stained, puts his boot in one of the chairs, places the bucket hard on the table, picks up a glass, scoops the stuff out in one motion, and drinks it all in one gulp. Afterwards, he confidently proclaims, ""I'll have you know I worked the farm this morning! Right here I got a bucket of the good stuff that I alone got from your cow. Yeah, that's right, this city dweller can handle farm work just fine. What do you have to say about that old man?"" The father stares at him blankly, ""Son, we don't have a cow. We only have a bull.""