A man and his wife. A man goes to confession. He sits in the booth and says ""Bless me Father, for I have sinned."" The priest asks him what his sin was. ""Father, I made love to my wife."" The priest is somewhat taken aback, and explains to the man that lovemaking between married couples is permitted and even encouraged by the church, and that he shouldn't worry about it. The man becomes more distressed. ""But father, I made love to her with lust in my heart!"" The priest patiently explains that, though it would be bad to allow lust to guide your every action, a little lust within marriage is perfectly acceptable to God. ""You don't understand father! I saw my wife bent over the deep freeze, reaching in for a frozen chicken- I wanted her and I took her, right there and then!"" Losing patience, the priest tells the man that if he feels THAT bad about it, say three hail Marys and not to do it again. The man is incredulous. ""What?! Aren't you going to ban me from church, father?!"" ""Why in God's name would I ban you from the church, son?"" ""...well, they've banned me from the supermarket"".