John One Jokes

Once upon a time...... .....a little boy named John lived a village with his mother. His father already died in an accident and his mother has to work very hard to run the family. John was hated by his classmates at school for stupidity in class. Even the class teacher said to him, ""You are driving me crazy John!"" One day her mother went to his school to check on his progress and was speaking to the teacher. The teacher was being very honest and told her the truth about her son and how disaste…

A catholic priest and an Indian named John... One Friday afternoon on the reservation John and his family were starving. John, being a great hunter, went out and killed a deer to feed his wife and kids. A catholic priest sees this and says, ""John! What are you doing? You cannot eat meat on a Friday!"" John says to the priest, ""It's not meat, it's fish!"" The priest couldn't believe his ears. He quickly replied, ""It is meat and you should not tell lies, John!"" John says, ""I assure you father…