[stranded on Mars journal] day 1: rob and I have enough oatmeal to last us 300 days day 2: I ate rob#Rob#Mars Journal#Desert Island#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Day 16,607: Still not stuck on a deserted island, and beginning to lose hope#Desert Island#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[ 3 AM ] Friend: I got a flat and I'm stranded Me: Do you have snacks in your car? Friend: No Me: *Hangs up#Driving#Desert Island#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
George Clooney and Brad Pitt fall in love and rob casinos together. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly#George Clooney#Brad Pitt#Rob#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Gangnam Style / Schneider, Rob / 9/11 / Inside Job" - my new version of "We Didn't Start the Fire"#Schneider#Rob#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp