I hope George Clooney dumps his wife so he and Brad Pitt can finally be happy together.

Brad Pitt. While you're helping the world, please feed your wife.

Brad Pitt and I had a handsome contest and the loser had to adopt a bunch of kids.

[stranded on Mars journal] day 1: rob and I have enough oatmeal to last us 300 days day 2: I ate rob