😄 Day 16,607: Still not stuck on a deserted island, and beginning to lose hope

[ 3 AM ] Friend: I got a flat and I'm stranded Me: Do you have snacks in your car? Friend: No Me: *Hangs up

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[stranded on Mars journal] day 1: rob and I have enough oatmeal to last us 300 days day 2: I ate rob

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Hot girls who complain that you can't get laid... do you live on a deserted island?

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[stranded on deserted island] *spells out message in rocks* WHAT'S THE WIFI PASSWORD

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