[diary, day 3642 on deserted island] How can I still be fat?#Island How#Desert Island#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Day 16,607: Still not stuck on a deserted island, and beginning to lose hope#Desert Island#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[ 3 AM ] Friend: I got a flat and I'm stranded Me: Do you have snacks in your car? Friend: No Me: *Hangs up#Driving#Desert Island#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[stranded on Mars journal] day 1: rob and I have enough oatmeal to last us 300 days day 2: I ate rob#Rob#Mars Journal#Desert Island#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Hot girls who complain that you can't get laid... do you live on a deserted island?#Desert Island#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp