Romeo and Juliet is a story about two teenagers who save themselves a lot of trouble by avoiding marriage

Romeo and Juliet is my favorite story about how when you fall in love, it's best to just kill yourself.

Juliet: you know it's true love, when you finish each other's- Romeo: LIFE Juliet: [sighs all annoyed] like why do you say shit like that?

I failed my audition as Romeo through a misunderstanding over a stage direction. My copy of the script said: 'Enter Juliet from the rear'