As a parent I often wonder if there's anything I could've done differently to prevent the jealousy between my twins Lisa & Hog Face.

DiCaprio movie endings; Shutter Island: is he dead? Titanic: is the boat dead? Romeo & Juliet: is everyone dead? Inception: am I dead?

Sorry I got kicked out of the auditorium for yelling GET A TOMB YOU TWO during your little brother's 9th grade production of Romeo & Juliet.

Using Romeo & Juliet to express how inlove you are is like using Hamlet to show how close and well adjusted your family life is.