I just took a poop so black, I sent an Instagram of it to Kim Kardashian and she asked what team it plays for#Kim Kardashian#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common? Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.#Kim Kardashian#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How did Kim Kardashian tell her kid that she and Kanye were divorcing? “North, my relationship with West has gone completely south.”#Kim Kardashian#Kids#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What do Kim Kardashian and a police siren have in common? They get turned on when black guys are around.#Kim Kardashian#Police#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
When Kim Kardashian dies... Will she be put in a grave or melted along with the rest of the plastic?#Kim Kardashian#Dark Humor0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Kim Kardashian Pitbull and Amy Schumer walk into a bar.#Kim Kardashian#Amy Schumer#Bar0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What does Hurricane Katrina and Kim Kardashian have in common? They have both swallowed hundreds of black kids :)#Hurricane Katrina#Kim Kardashian#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common? They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV#Hurricane Matthew#Kim Kardashian#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's the difference between the Titanic and Kim Kardashian? The number of people who rode the Titanic is known.#Kim Kardashian#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's difference between Caitlyn Jenner and Kim Kardashian? (Offensive) Nothing#Caitlyn Jenner#Kim Kardashian0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Has Kim Kardashian Broken The Internet? I'm not sure if Kim Kardashian has actually managed to 'break the internet'#Kim Kardashian#Technology#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Has Kim Kardashian Broken The Internet?,"I'm not sure if Kim Kardashian has actually managed to 'break the internet' but she's certainly put a big crack in it!#Kim Kardashian Broken#Kim Kardashian#Technology0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common? They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.#Hurricane Irene#Kim Kardashian#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ?? "will i marry you?"#Kanye West#Kim Kardashian#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Has Kim Kardashian Broken The Internet? I'm not sure if Kim Kardashian has actually managed to 'break the internet', but she's certainly put a big crack in it!#Kim Kardashian#Technology#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a homeless man who works at McDonalds? One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.#Kim Kardashian#Mcdonalds#Money#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian? Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.#Einstein#Kim Kardashian#Kim#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What do Kim Kardashian and Hurricane Sandy have in common? They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.#Kim Kardashian#Hurricane Sandy#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What do Kim Kardashian and her dad have in common? They both got famous for getting a black man off.#Kim Kardashian#Parents#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What do Kim Kardashian, and my girlfriend have in common? They're both made up.#Kim Kardashian#Dating#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What does Kanye West call Kim Kardashian when she has a yeast infection? Yeasty I'll show myself out#Kanye West#Kim Kardashian#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Did you hear Kim Kardashian got robbed by two armed men? They stole her diamonds and gold but left her with a pearl necklace.#Kim Kardashian#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport? She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.#Kim Kardashian#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp