Folks I'm seeing Trainwreck tomorrow night. Then after the GOP debate, I might go to the new Amy Schumer movie! Yeah, I went there#Amy Schumer#Gop0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer The first one says to the other one, ""Does this taste funny to you?"" The other one says, ""No.""#Amy Schumer0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
One of the good things about trump winning... We get to see Amy schumer leave.#Amy Schumer#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada? Piece of cake.#Amy Schumer#Rosie Odonnell#Lena Dunham#Canada+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Rumor has it that the Canadian immigration website crashed because.., Amy Schumer was on it#Amy Schumer#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What do Amy Schumer and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts.#Amy Schumer#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Of all the things ""Inside Amy Schumer""... ..why can't any of them be funny?#Amy Schumer#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I would make a joke here... ...but Amy Schumer doesn't need any more material.#Amy Schumer#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Amy Schumer has died in a gravy flood she got her ears pierced.#Amy Schumer#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
""Inside Amy Schumer"" is funny... As it's a show I never wish to watch, and a place I never wish to be.#Amy Schumer#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer One turns to the other and asks, "does this taste funny to you?" The other responds, "no."#Amy Schumer0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer One says "does this taste funny to you?" The other responds "no".#Amy Schumer0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Did you hear about that time a hitman held a writer at gunpoint and forced him to write for Amy Schumer? The hitman warned him, “Don’t get any funny ideas!”#Amy Schumer#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Two cannibals were eating Amy Schumer One cannibal asked the other: Do you think this tastes a little.. funny? The other cannibal replied: No.#Amy Schumer#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Amy Schumer is so unpopular now No one has even bothered to repost the two cannibals joke in months.#Amy Schumer0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's the difference between racism and Amy Schumer? Amy Schumer is not funny.#Amy Schumer#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer. One says to the other ""does this taste funny to you"#Amy Schumer0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Whats the difference between a cow and redditors on r/jokes? Amy Schumer waits more than a few hours to steal jokes.#Amy Schumer#Animals#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Kim Kardashian Pitbull and Amy Schumer walk into a bar.#Kim Kardashian#Amy Schumer#Bar0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Stop making jokes about how fat and disgusting Amy Schumer is. You're stealing her material.#Amy Schumer0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What do you hear right before watching an hour-long compilation of different comedians' jokes? Please welcome Amy Schumer.#Amy Schumer#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Two cannibals were eating Amy Schumer... One cannibal says to the other one#Amy Schumer0🔗 ShareWhatsApp