Did you hear about that time a hitman held a writer at gunpoint and forced him to write for Amy Schumer? The hitman warned him, “Don’t get any funny ideas!”

Two cannibals were eating Amy Schumer One cannibal asked the other: Do you think this tastes a little.. funny? The other cannibal replied: No.

Whats the difference between a cow and redditors on r/jokes? Amy Schumer waits more than a few hours to steal jokes.

What do you hear right before watching an hour-long compilation of different comedians' jokes? Please welcome Amy Schumer.