Things the GOP has battled this week: 1. Ethics 2. Intelligence

I can't wait to start blaming the GOP for everything wrong in America not being magically fixed upon their election to office.

PROPOSAL: Rebrand shootings as "late-term abortion." Watch the GOP scramble to stop them.

Since they won't vote anyway, Obama should make the GOP look bad by nominating a bald eagle holding a picture of Jesus to the Supreme Court.