Folks I'm seeing Trainwreck tomorrow night. Then after the GOP debate, I might go to the new Amy Schumer movie! Yeah, I went there

Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer The first one says to the other one, ""Does this taste funny to you?"" The other one says, ""No.""

Did you hear that funny Amy Schumer joke? Me either.

Rumor has it that the Canadian immigration website crashed because.., Amy Schumer was on it