Folks I'm seeing Trainwreck tomorrow night. Then after the GOP debate, I might go to the new Amy Schumer movie! Yeah, I went there

Did you hear that funny Amy Schumer joke? Me either.

Rumor has it that the Canadian immigration website crashed because.., Amy Schumer was on it

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada? Piece of cake.