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Donald Trump loses the election and suffers a nervous breakdown. After he recovers, he buys a farm and starts to raise animals to relax. Rosie O'Donnell decides to go visit him. She arrives at the farm and sees the Donald walking a sheep on a leash. Donald walks up to her and says, ""I'd like to introduce you to this pig."" Rosie says, ""That's not a pig, that's a sheep"" The Donald replies, ""I know, that's who I was talking to""

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Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day. Sleeping Beauty said, ""I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world."" Tom Thumb said, ""I must be the smallest person in the world."" Quasimodo said, ""I absolutely have to be the most disgusting person in the world."" So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified. Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy. ""It's official, I AM the most

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