Ellen Degeneres died today... ... they found her face down in Rosie O'Donnell.

Rosie O'Donnell is such a hipster ...she hated Trump before it was cool.

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada? Piece of cake.

Donald Trump loses the election and suffers a nervous breakdown. After he recovers, he buys a farm and starts to raise animals to relax. Rosie O'Donnell decides to go visit him. She arrives at the farm and sees the Donald walking a sheep on a leash. Donald walks up to her and says, ""I'd like to introduce you to this pig."" Rosie says, ""That's not a pig, that's a sheep"" The Donald replies, ""I know, that's who I was talking to""