Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common? Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

How did Kim Kardashian tell her kid that she and Kanye were divorcing? “North, my relationship with West has gone completely south.”

What do Kim Kardashian and a police siren have in common? They get turned on when black guys are around.

What does Hurricane Katrina and Kim Kardashian have in common? They have both swallowed hundreds of black kids :)