The worst straw man argument in history was when Sir Mix-a-Lot pretended that some guys hate butts.#Sir Mix#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
It's not that he liked big butts; it's that he could not lie. THAT'S why Sir Mix-a-Lot deserved his knighthood.#Sir Mix#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"I liked small butts. I was lying." - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession#Sir Mix#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*opens kitchen drawer* Me: Whoa, what's with all the whisks? Sir-Mix-a-Lot: Why you judgin me?#Sir Mix#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
After seeing the Kim Kardashian cover of Paper Magazine, Sir Mix-a-lot, reportedly tipped his hat, muttered that his work here was done and rocketed into space to return to his home planet Uranus...#Kim Kardashian#Sir Mix#Paper Magazine0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
And now fake news: A man by the name of Sir Mix A Lot left his 2 month child in a gym. The residents there then tried to see if the child could lift weights, but could not. Once arrested he said ""This baby DON'T got back"".#Sir Mix#Kids0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Sir Mix-a-lot likes big butts and cannot lie. His twin brother does not like big butts and cannot tell the truth. You may ask one question.#Sir Mix0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Did you hear that Sir Mix-A-Lot's pet snake left his girlfriend because she went low-carb? His anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun.#Sir Mix#Animals#Dating#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp