What does a cow call his girlfriend? His significant udder.

My best friend slept with my girlfriend. A man was sitting in a bar feeling depressed. Bartender: Whats wrong man? Man: I found my best friend in bed with my girlfriend... Bartender:What did you do? Man: I kicked her out of my house and broke up with her. Bartender: No, what did you do to your best friend? Man: I pointed my finger at him and said "Bad dog".

Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible? Doctor : Let me tell you a story: "There was once a Hunter who always carried a gun wherever he went. One day he took out his Umbrella instead of his Gun and went out. A Lion suddenly jumped in front of him, in order to stare the lion, hunter took out his umbrella and shot the lion and he died Guy : what nonsense! It's not possible, someone else must have shot the lion Doctor…

She has been shot (up). Guy: Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant, but we always use protection, and the rubber never broke. How is it possible? Doctor: Let me tell you a story: “There was once a Hunter who always carried a gun wherever he went. One day he took out his Umbrella instead of his Gun and went out. A Lion suddenly jumped in front of him. To scare the Lion, the Hunter used the Umbrella like a Gun, and shot the Lion, then it died! Guy: Nonsense! Someone else must have shot the Lion. D…