[Long] A man and his wife are living in a cabin in the woods... One day, the man goes to the well to get some water for the cabin before going to chop firewood, and clumsily drops his trusty hatchet into the well. The spirit of the well rises and says 'I am the spirit of the well, and help those who lose possesions in my well'. He asks the man what he needs help with and the man says that he dropped his trusted hatchet into the well. Without hesitation, the spirit of the well retrieves several hatchets all encrusted with gold and valuable jewels, but the man says that none of them are *his trusted hatchet*. The spirit of the well, seeing he is a humble man, finally retrieves the mans trusted hatchet. 'I see you are a very humble man, so you may have your hatchet **and** all of the other ones I puled up' says the spirit of the well. The man is very thankful for all his help, and returns to the cabin with a bucket of water, his trusted hatchet, and a wheelbarrow full of valuable hatchets. The next day, the mans wife comes to the well to retrieve some water, but accidentally falls in. Hearing his spouses screams, he runs out to the well, and begs for the spirit to come back. As he reappears, he sees that the mans wife is in danger, so he jumps into action. The spirit of the well ends up pulling out Mila Kunis, Jennifer Lopez, and Kim Kardashian before the man yells '**STOP**, that's the one! thank you for saving her!', but the spirit asks 'Are you sure? I don't think *any* of these are your wife.' to which the man responds with 'I know, but I remember what happened yesterday and I wouldn't know what to do with that many wives!'