Sarah Palin is going to Haiti? Haven't these people been put through enough this year?

Future generations will never believe Sarah Palin was a real person.

The entire history of the universe could be seen as a slow growth, expansion and coalescence of consciousness, were it not for Sarah Palin.

With Michael Phelps, Sarah Palin, and Glenn Beck here in Charlotte this week, my status as smartest guy in the room just rose exponentially.