Right about now, Sarah Palin is sipping coffee and picking her next factually incorrect thing to say. And Glenn Beck is chasing a squirrel.

Watched Michael phelps, paragon of athleticism, win a 4th gold medal in a row while I ate a comically large mole-drenched Mexican sandwich

Sarah Palin is going to Haiti? Haven't these people been put through enough this year?

Future generations will never believe Sarah Palin was a real person.