Michael Phelps & I have a combined 19 gold medals & 4 DUI's.

With Michael Phelps, Sarah Palin, and Glenn Beck here in Charlotte this week, my status as smartest guy in the room just rose exponentially.

*Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman all avoiding eye contact with Aquaman as he walks in to work & sees Michael Phelps sitting at his desk*

Is a bath relaxing for Michael Phelps or does it just feel like he's at work