Glenn Beck Jokes

With Michael Phelps, Sarah Palin, and Glenn Beck here in Charlotte this week, my status as smartest guy in the room just rose exponentially.

Right about now, Sarah Palin is sipping coffee and picking her next factually incorrect thing to say. And Glenn Beck is chasing a squirrel.

I wanted to dress as Glenn Beck for Halloween, but I couldn't find enough ignorance and hate.

Senator Franken dies and goes to heaven... Senator Franken dies and is processed through the Heavenly Admission Administration. Somewhere along the proceedings, he expresses his fear that maybe Glenn Beck will be admitted to Heaven too, being such a staunch Christian. Which would definitley ruin it for Franken so he'd rather go to Hell in that case. ""No worries mate,"" says the processing admin angel, ""Yer won't see the likes of that one 'ere, ey"". So Franken is all ""Kay, sure, cool"" and ge…

Donald Trump is the most unifying voice in American politics. When was the last time Barack Obama, Paul Ryan, Jon Stewart, Glenn Beck, Bernie Sanders, George Bush, Elizabeth Warren, Mitt Romney, Bill Clinton, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Al Gore, John McCain, and Hillary Clinton all agreed on anything?