Barack Obama Jokes

I think it's fair to question whether or not Barack Obama is an American. I mean, look at him. He's awfully thin...

Feeling bored? Post a status on Facebook that says "Barack Obama 2016" and buckle up for the ride of your life.

#presidentfacts Barack Obama is the first president in nearly 80 years to choose a water type as his starting Pokemon

It must be hard to send Barack Obama a Thank You card without sounding sarcastic.

Mitt Romney says that people who are voting for Barack Obama don't work and don't pay taxes. I guess that means Romney is voting for Obama.

BARACK OBAMA WAS BORN IN 1961. 1+9+6+1= 17. YOU KNOW WHO USED TO BE 17 YEARS OLD? HITLER.

Girl: "all boys are the same" Yes, because Zac Efron, Adolf Hitler and Barack Obama share extreme similarities.

ENTRY-LEVEL JOB OPENING: Minimum 3 years exp required. Must speak 4 languages, have 2 Olympic medals & a reference letter from Barack Obama.

Just realized I follow Barack Obama and he follows me back. Excuse me while I send the leader of the free world a DM about Harry Potter.

George W. Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump were all leaving Washington D.C. and going the same direction, so they decided to take Air Force 1. Unfortunately, due to a mechanical malfunction, Air Force 1 crashed, killing all aboard. So Bush, Obama, and Trump approached the pearly gates, where God sat on his throne. ""Tell me, what do you believe in?"" God asked Mr. Bush. ""I believe in education and free trade,"" was the reply. ""Excellent. Take a seat here on my right,"" God said. ""Now tell …

What did both Barack Obama and Donald Trump have in common as winning presidential candidates? A cool catchphrase.

Donald Trump, Barack Obama and Putin walk into a bar.. and walk out after having a drink. What else did you expect they would do in a bar?

Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin went fishing... After a couple of hours, Obama was flinging his arms around, swatting mosquitos away, while Putin sat there, watching the pond, unbothered. ""How is it, that these bloodsuckers only target my blood reserves?"" Asked Obama. ""They don't bite you at all!"" Putin smiled knowingly and replied: ""They're not allowed to"".

Honestly, I'm just amazed he managed to pull it off. When he first ran for president, nobody thought he could do it. When he started gaining in the polls, we all ""knew"" how it would end. But he showed us we were all wrong. Congratulations to Barack Obama going eight years without being shot.

Donald Trump is the most unifying voice in American politics. When was the last time Barack Obama, Paul Ryan, Jon Stewart, Glenn Beck, Bernie Sanders, George Bush, Elizabeth Warren, Mitt Romney, Bill Clinton, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Al Gore, John McCain, and Hillary Clinton all agreed on anything?

In honor of Throwback Thursday, here's a joke from 2008. What will happen if Hillary Clinton becomes president? She will file for divorce. And what will happen if Barack Obama becomes president? He'll have the White House repainted.

People of USA are fed up of the current Presidential candidates and decided to hold a mass boycott As Americans hated all the candidates so much, that no one voted. The government is in a panic, trying to figure out what to do to decide who the next president will be. Finally, Barack Obama comes up with an idea: A literal presidential race. The three candidates would run a lap around the white house, and the best time would become president. Bernie Sanders goes first, but being as old as he is, …

In 2026 Barack Obama is going through the TSA in an airport. The TSA agent motions for him to step out of the line for a random check, much to the displeasure of the ex-president. After much grumbling from Obama and even more patience from the agent, Obama asks: ""Do you really think a President would be a terrorist?"" ""I'm not taking any chances after the guy before you. My uncle was NYPD you know.""

It's the end of the 2016 Presidential Race.... and the people of the US hated all the candidates so much that nobody voted. The government is in a panic trying to figure out what to do to decide who the next president will be. Finally, Barack Obama comes up with an idea: a literal presidential race. The three candidates would run a lap around the White House and the person with the best time would become president. Bernie Sanders goes first, but being as old as he is, he takes about 24 minutes. …

What does Barack Obama say when his workweek is done? Yes weekend

The 2016 presidential campaign comes to an end. The people of the US hated all the candidates so much that no one voted. The government is in a panic, trying to figure out what to do to decide who the next president will be. Finally, Barack Obama comes up with an idea: A literal presidential race. The candidates would run a lap around the white house. The best time would become president. Bernie Sanders goes first, but being as old as he is, he takes 24 minutes. Trump goes next and posts a time …

Obama was scheduled to visit a Catholic church... An aide to President Barack Obama visited the Cardinal of the Catholic cathedral in Washington. He told the Cardinal that President Barack Obama would be attending the next mass, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Obama to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Obama a saint. The Cardinal replied, ""No. I don't really like the man, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of …

What's Marco Rubio's favorite game to play during the summer? Marco Polo. ""Marco"" ""Let's dispel with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing"" ""MARCO"" ""Let's dispel with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing"" ""MAAARCOO"" ""Let's dispel with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing""

Barack Obama Bar Jokes During a World Economic Summit, Barack Obama, Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto, Russian President Vladimir Putin, and French President Francois Hollande are ceremonially riding in Japan's newest bullet train. As you might know all of these political leaders have big egos and this is what ensued. Barack Obama says ""This is a fine bottle of wine Francois"" Upon hearing this President Francois Hollande throws out a case of France's finest wine and says ""In France fine w…

What does Barack Obama call illegal aliens? Undocumented Democrats.