First President Jokes

I will be the first president who is openly mentally ill

We're probably less than 20 years away from the first president to wear skinny jeans.

#presidentfacts Barack Obama is the first president in nearly 80 years to choose a water type as his starting Pokemon

Mick and Paddy on the quiz show Two irishmen called Mick and Paddy go to UK s quiz show Mastermind in hopes of showing how smart they are. Mick goes to the chair, while Paddy sits with the audience. In comes the show s host Magnus Magnusson: *Magnus*: ""what is your choice of subject?"" *Mick*: ""Irish history"". *Magnus*: ""First question- when was the Battle of the Boyne fought?"" There is a long silence while the crowd awaits the answer. *Mick*: ""Pass"". *Magnus*: ""Second question- When was…

Congratulations, Mr. Trump You'll be the first president to declare bankruptcy on the country.

An Italian guy named Vinny comes to America to become an American Citizen... To become an American citizen Vinny has to go to court and stand in front of a judge. Vinny brings his whole family to the courtroom to cheer him on. They are a very loud and rambunctious Italian family. Vinny stands in front of the judge and the judge says, ""Ok Vinny, before you become an American citizen I have to ask you a few questions about American history"" Vinny very confidently says, ""Hey, not a problem judge…

Did you know that if Hillary Clinton is elected as the U.S. President, she would be the first president to have ever slept with another president.

If Donald Trump becomes president and keeps up his shenanigans, he could be the first president to be impeached. It would be an un-presidented event in American politics.

Obama is the first president to visit a federal prison. Hes also the first black man to be let OUT of a federal prison

This week President Obama became the first president to get a life-size 3D-printed portrait done. It looked so real that Joe Biden argued with it for 20 minutes that Peeta is better than Gale. Biden then realized his mistake, . . . and admitted Gale is the clear choice.

Who succeeded the first President of the USA ? The second one !

A British spy goes undercover in America and tries to infiltrate the political ranks. To get into politics, he has to pass an oral exam. Examiner: When did the USA gain independence? Spy: July 4, 1776 \- Good. How many continents are there? \- Easy peasy, seven. \- Damn, you're good. Which continent is Turkey in? \- Technically, Turkey is in two continents; Asia and Europe, since some parts of- \*gets cut off\* \-Woah, you know your geography. Let's do some history now. …

Trump's presidency is historic... He's the first president to ever be more concerned about personal insecurity than he is about national security.

Who succeeded the first President? The second one!