A British spy goes undercover in America and tries to infiltrate the political ranks.
To get into politics, he has to pass an oral exam.
Examiner: When did the USA gain independence?
Spy: July 4, 1776
\- Good. How many continents are there?
\- Easy peasy, seven.
\- Damn, you're good. Which continent is Turkey in?
\- Technically, Turkey is in two continents; Asia and Europe, since some parts of-
\*gets cut off\*
\-Woah, you know your geography. Let's do some history now. …