A British spy goes undercover in America and tries to infiltrate the political ranks. To get into politics, he has to pass an oral exam. Examiner: When did the USA gain independence? Spy: July 4, 1776 \- Good. How many continents are there? \- Easy peasy, seven. \- Damn, you're good. Which continent is Turkey in? \- Technically, Turkey is in two continents; Asia and Europe, since some parts of- \*gets cut off\* \-Woah, you know your geography. Let's do some history now. Examiner: Who first discovered America? Spy: Most people think Christopher Colombus did, but actually Leif Erikson first discovered the lands of our blessed country, America. \- Who was the first President of the United States? \- Peyton Randolph. George Washington was the country's first *elected* president. But he was by no means the country's first president. At this point, the examiner realized this dude was a spy, because an actual American doesn't know shit.