← Back to all jokes

Egypt Jokes

Jokes

A man sets off for adventure in Egypt to search for an an ancient tomb. After many long weeks of endless searching in the desert, the man finally found the ancient Pharaoh's tomb he had for so long been seeking. He descended. Down, down through the chambers he went, marching tirelessly in exciting anticipation of his groundbreaking archaeological discovery. There was nothing that could deter him now! Well, maybe one thing: He remembered hearing a story while in town about the ghost that supposed

0
WhatsApp

Three explorers are in Egypt (long) and they stumble upon some old ruins. In the ruins they find a big room, with three doors. The first explorer, Henry, goes up to the door and reads: ""Who ever enters this door will die a fiery death."" He doesn't believe in superstitions, so he goes through the door to find a long hallway. At the end of the hallway, another door. Behind that door is a room full of treasure, so he takes as much as he can carry and leaves. He enters the hallway and walks about

0
WhatsApp

An American biker decides to travel the world... Once upon a time there lived an American biker named Rick. Now, Rick loved to ride his motorcycle, but was tired of driving up and down the same roads, day after day. One morning, he woke up, and decided to travel the world. So he saved up some money, got on a plane, along with his trusty Harley, and set out to explore the globe. For the next few weeks, Rick spent his days riding to and through some of the most popular European cities like Paris,

0
WhatsApp

A man goes to Egypt. A man takes a trip to Egypt and wants to rent a car. He goes to the dealer and asks them what cars they have. The dealer says ""Oh, we ran out of cars, but we do have camels."" ""A camel?"" the man asks. ""Why would I take a camel?"" ""Well,"" the car renter explains ""they're as fast as a car, cheaper to maintain, and they're trained very well. You just say 'Woah' to make it move forward and 'Aishee' to make it stop."" ""Alright, I'll try a camel."" The man is riding the ca

0
WhatsApp

Three brothers longed for wealth and fame So they put together an expedition to track down the lost treasures of Egypt. They weren't particularly successful, but they stumbled on the a tomb and decided to check it out, even though it wasn't on their list. Inside, there were three passageways with an inscription above each one. ""He who enters shall die a watery death"" read the first. ""He who enters shall die a fiery death"" read the second. ""He who enters shall die a mysterious death"" read t

0
WhatsApp