Egypt is one of those rare countries whose "good old days" were in 2,000 B.C.#Egypt#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
doctors before an x-ray be like "dont worry this is perfectly safe" and then the dude goes to egypt to press a button#Egypt#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Hey Egypt: Try unplugging your modem for 30 seconds then plugging it back in. Trust me.#Egypt#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Egypt needs a new president. I need a summer job. This could be perfect.#Egypt#Politics#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp